runner chokes on peeps and performs a self-Heimlich maneuver

#142 "Racing Tips #3: Portion Control"

Happy Easter to my Christian readers! Peeps are indeed one of the world's greatest delicacies. You just can't have one.

If you don't yet know how to administer the Self-Heimlich Maneuver, please consider this comic a public service announcement, and go directly to Youtube and watch how it's done. The first time I witnessed the Self-Heimlich Maneuver was on Saturday Night Live. John Belushi, playing Liz Taylor being interviewed by Bill Murray, choked on some chicken and administered it to himself quite successfully. It was really funny. After that, it got to be a thing you did for fun. I’d be out partying with the gang, and someone would inevitably pretend to be choking, then do Belushi. That someone was usually me. I was a silly young man, and not very original, but it got a laugh nine times out of ten—most likely because everyone was drunk. And that’s okay, because comedy is a journey, and a laugh is a laugh is a laugh, and you take ‘em when you can get ‘em.

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