bumper stickers for ped, epo, and steroid users on blue car

#159 "Bumpers For The Pumpers"

I have one bumper sticker on my car: 26.2 Vermont. It's a meek little sticker that tells the world: "I'm a runner, I ran a marathon in Vermont, I like running." Some people's cars are covered with them. Most often these cars are moving billboards for their beliefs. No matter what the belief system, I find these people courageous in that they're not afraid to tell the world who they are. If I could unleash myself from the fear of being judged, my car would be covered with stickers. Some would shout the following: "I live vicariously through Dexter", "though shall not covet my Hello Kitty briefs", "Tracey Partridge was the best tambourine player ever", "I'm a crook of the arm face burier", "elephant jokes trump deliberate obtuseness." Why do ducks have flat feet? To stamp out forest fires. Why do elephants have flat feet? To stamp out burning ducks.

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