a one panel comic strip with a pyramid giving birth to the Great Pyramid of Giza in a hot tub

#205 "Proud Parents Soon To Be Prouder"

The debate as to when and how the Great Pyramid of Giza was created now ends with this bold, truthful comic. Any challenges from archeologists, pyramidologists, or the Minister of State for Antiquities Affairs of Egypt will not be heard, considered, or respected. Also, I will not offer any evidence to support this truth I bring forth to the world. I will not visit any message boards, subreddits, or social media platforms to defend my assertions.

It is my hope that all these muttonheads rather just imagine how peaceful the birth actually was in that ancient hot tub, save for pushing the base out of the birth canal, and perhaps some nasty scrapes from the already hardened vertices of the baby. This calm, loving event nurtured initially the qualities that would make that precocious little pyramidlet grow to be astoundingly great.

Let us all marvel in the miracle of life, and the incredible existence of this structure that will outlive us, or children, our children's children, our children's children's bastard children, and most definitely any "indestructible" Twinkies, ramen, or pemmican currently stored in the underground bunkers of those who believe in the apocalypse.

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